Friday, June 06, 2008

Junuary

TODAY
W WIND 20 TO 25 KT WITH GUSTS TO 30 KT. LOCAL GALE FORCE
GUSTS TO 35 KT ARE POSSIBLE. WIND WAVES 4 TO 6 FT.
W SWELL 18 FT AT 11 SECONDS.
RAIN IN THE MORNING...THEN SHOWERS WITH SMALL HAIL.

Sorry folks.

It's all my fault.

Not only did I buy a beautiful new board...

I purchased several new Victoria's Secret bikinis.

No surf.

No sun.

No summer.

Might as well take my toys and go home....



7 comments:

Daddy Papersurfer said...

'Junuary' - got to remember that one ..... it was my idea ...... wasn't it? ........ and nothing is EVER your fault - that's my job ......

Gazelle said...

No worries - you can wear your new bikinis under your rain gear!

Anonymous said...

so now i know who did it.
you know an ancient spell book says to burn those bikinis to make the sun come back!

twin said...

Really? ...burn them? Hmmm.....can I burn one of the old ones?

Anonymous said...

ok, if you burn the old ones AND an old surfboard, THEN the sun will come. soon.

Anonymous said...

'several' new bikinis?

will we be seeing photos when the sun comes out?

twin said...

Oh...I don't know nursie. How 'bout I just give everyone the page numbers from the catalog?