same ol'

What I secretly wished for.....

• Come home and find the clean faeries had done their wonders
• Someone else to do my exercise for me
• A hot bubble bath already drawn
• A breathing glass of red
• A lovely man tied up in red ribbon patiently awaiting me in my bed

What I ended up with....

• Piles of cat barf to clean up
• Two workouts that kicked my ass
• A lukewarm bath with no bubbles
• A glass of red I had to pour myself
• A furry nutless barf bag sprawled out on my empty bed

Lucky me.